office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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