Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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