I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Drunk is not a location!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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