their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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