i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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