But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
No stitches, just platelets and will power
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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