How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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