You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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