I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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