dude i'm inner monologue high
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Send help, water and tortillas.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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