so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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