like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
