At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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