After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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