I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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