gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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