He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
she peed on how many people?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking