Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.