She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone