So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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