Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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