was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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