Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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