either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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