I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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