Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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