no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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