In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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