If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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