thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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