I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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