I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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