He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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