i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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