Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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