Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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