He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
my poor anus
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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