did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This girl is more easily done than said...
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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