What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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