Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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