Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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