Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
