dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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