: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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