So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she smelled like a LAN party
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
