My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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