Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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