yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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