Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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