meet me or not, i'm out of control
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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