oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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