I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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