carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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