Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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