She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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