I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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