Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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