I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
they need to just BURY HIM!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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